“You kind of want to manage it
like you’re in the dairy business.
If it gets past its freshness date,
you have a problem.”

Tim Cook, Apple CEO
on managing day-to-day operations

 

 

As December is the month

of Giving,

and Lights,

and all sorts of holiday

and Holy day festivities,

The Almighty University

would like to pause briefly,

in a moment of

Apple to Apples reflection:

 

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple:

On October 30, 2014,

Cook came out as gay and stated in an editorial for Bloomberg Business, “I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me.”

Cook also explained that he has been open about his sexuality “for years” and, while many people at Apple were aware of his sexual orientation, he sought to focus on Apple’s products and customers rather than his personal life.

He ended the article by saying “We pave the sunlit path toward justice together, brick by brick. This is my brick.”

As a result, Cook became the first openly gay CEO on the Fortune 500 list. In September 2015, Cook appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert; when asked about what inspired him to publicly reveal his sexual orientation, he responded,

“Where I valued my privacy significantly, I felt that I was valuing it too far above what I could do for other people, so I wanted to tell everyone my truth.”

SOURCE: WIKIPEDIA

 

 

Re: Flection

 

flection (also flexion)
noun

the action of bending,
or the condition of being bent,
especially the bending of a limb or joint

ORIGIN: early 17th century: from Latin flexio(n-), from flectere ‘to bend’

 

 

Mama Murphy, LOUD Mouthpieces CEO:

On December 5, 2018,

Mama came out as a heterosexual faithful wife, mom, and entrepreneur and stated in an editorial for The Almighty University,

“I’m proud to be a heterosexual faithful wife and mom, and consider being a heterosexual faithful wife and mom among the greatest gifts God has given me.”

Mama also explained that she has been open about her sexuality “for years” and, while many people at LOUD were aware of her sexual orientation, she sought to focus on LOUD’s products and customers rather than her personal life.

She continued the article by quoting Tim Cook: “We pave the sunlit path toward justice together, brick by brick. This is my brick,”

and then in harmonious unanimity replied,

“Tim… this is my mortar.”

As a result Mama became the first openly heterosexual faithful wife, mom, and entrepreneurial CEO on the Next Most Remarkably Inspiring Apple CEO short list.

Mama, if invited, might appear on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert; when asked about what inspired her to publicly reveal her sexual orientation, she would respond again by quoting Tim Cook:

“Where I valued my privacy significantly, I felt that I was valuing it too far above what I could do for other people, so I wanted to tell everyone my truth.”

 

Ladies and gentlemen.

The Blues Brothers

were on a mission from God.

 

I’m putting together

a Mortar Board

at The Almighty University.

 

Interested?

 

Eligible applicants:

Trillionaires,

top-level CEOs,

media giants and
their illustrious talkshow hosts,

Bill Gates and his self-proclaimed
Great problem of
“a ridiculous amount of money to spend”,

and Warren Buffett,
the only self-made man in the world
with the track record,
confidence, and audacity
to wager 1 billion dollars
on a sports bracket.

 

 

unanimity
noun

agreement by all people involved;
consensus

 

hetero
adjective, noun, and combining form

other; different

ORIGIN: from Greek heteros ‘other’

 

homo
combining form

same

ORIGIN: from Greek homos ‘same’

 

Homo
noun

the genus of man
of which modern humans
are the present day representatives

ORIGIN: Latin, ‘man’

 

gen
noun and verb

information

 

genus
noun
a principal taxonomic category
that ranks above species
and below family,
and is denoted by
a capitalized Latin name, e.g. Leo.

• (in philosophical and general use)
a class of things which have
common characteristics and which can be divided into subordinate kinds

ORIGIN: mid 16th century:
from Latin, ‘birth, race, stock’.

 

MORTAR BOARD:

Mama… as a Significant Other and
the first openly heterosexual faithful wife, mom, and entrepreneurial CEO on the
Next Most Remarkably Inspiring
Apple CEO short list,
what would you recommend
as the new internal philosophy and ultimate advertising slogan for Apple?

 

MAMA:

Well… based on probability, statistics, data, perpetual fanbase, and the ever freshness of renewable marketshare,
in honor of Steve Jobs,
the epic slogan “think different”,
and in consideration of
Tim Cook’s noble concern for
cash cow dairy freshness…

 

Internal (constitutional) philosophy:

Apple.

Think Hetero.

Homo gen-ize.

Cream… does not separate.

And what God has joined together
in Holy matrimony,
man (homo)… machine… or algorithm…

shall not separate,
shall not encourage to separate,
shall not entice or lure to separate.

Got it?

 

cream
noun

the very best of a group of people or things

 

matrimony
noun

the state or ceremony
of being married; marriage:
the sacrament of holy matrimony |
a couple joined in matrimony

ORIGIN: late Middle English:
via Old French from Latin matrimonium, based on mater, matr- ‘mother’

 

 

Mama’s new
epic advertising slogan for Apple:

 

 

Love, Apple.

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

* * * * *

 

Welcome to The Almighty University

where Intelligent Life

is our Instruction,

Administration,

and Guide.

 

More soon.

 

Much Love,

Mama Murphy

 

 

 

 
 
 
     
     
 


Note: The Almighty University topics, discussions, and commentary are intended for Intelligent audiences. Intelligent meaning mature, rational, and considerate. Because of the nature of some of the subjects covered, and in respect of the reader’s time, it might seem to some, that every nuance of a specific topic has not been covered to the point of resolution for the good of all manKind. Intelligent Life is just that, and understands and works toward a world where pages and pages of “Terms and Conditions” and/or “Disclaimers” are no longer needed, as everyone participating in such programs, services, and technologies is thankful and respects 1. such programs, services, and technologies are provided in Kindwill and mutually non-exploitive, and 2. hot items served through a drive-thru window are truly a miracle of modern design, engineering, and fellowship and should be served, welcomed and enjoyed in mutual respect and intelligence. —MM

 
     
 
 
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